pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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