apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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