I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I wish you could order shots online.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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