no. you can't hotbox the world.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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