I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
