gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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