i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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