God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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