They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Of course I have a pirate flag
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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