This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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