Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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