I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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