I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize