I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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