On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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