O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize