If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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