Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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