whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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