Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Randomize