so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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