atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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