I heard we made out
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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