i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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