I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm eating all of the evidence.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
i need some magic done to my vagina
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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