My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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