As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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