ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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