we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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