Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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