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My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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