i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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