The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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