let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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