Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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