that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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