Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
not ubering you a puppy
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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