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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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