What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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