you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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