Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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