i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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