if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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