I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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