erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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