OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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