Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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