I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I had to cum in my sink.
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