Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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