talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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