Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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