the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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