what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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