All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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