I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.