ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
vagina is talking i cant
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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